digitus:

i’m sick of being ignored by everyone when i haven’t even done anything wrong so bye not even sorry if i dont come back

isawatree:

ROMANIA by ~AntoFever
If Jon Snow and Harry Potter ever met
  • Jon Snow: You have your mother's eyes.
  • Harry Potter: You must be Ned Stark's bastard.
  • targaryns:

    jon snow: [travels to outer space]
    aliens: ah, you must be ned stark’s bastard

    thecolourofdespair:

    Lord Voldemort and shit I got beaten by a baby.
    Lord Voldemort and I am Tom Marvolo Riddle.
    Lord Voldemort and I’m not even in this book.
    Lord Voldemort and shit, where’s my nose?
    Lord Voldemort and Lucius you had one job.
    Lord Voldemort and now we’re getting somewhere.
    Lord Voldemort and fuck you Harry everything was going so well.
    “Thoughts are the shadows of our feelings—always darker, emptier and simpler.”
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    The nicest thing about having stitches is that you will always think you just burst them with every move you make